Gator Head Coach Urban Meyer's Top Ten Team Rules
#10 - Always take pride in running up the score.
#9- Eye gouging only results in suspension if caught on camera
and even then it's not a big deal.
#8 - Silence is golden...Except when I am taking shots at SEC
Refs or lobbying for a BCS Berth.
#7 - You don't play for Florida you play for ME!
#6 - The next time Georgia does a team end zone stomp, the
first Florida player to drop kick Uga VII automatically graduates.
#5 - NEVER call me Coach Urbie.
#4 - The penalty for using Urbie in any context is...Well...
Trust me a picnic in Hell would be be easier on you.
#3 - Further, any reference (written, spoken, thought or otherwise)
that even vaguely alludes to the fact that LAME Kiffen's wife is
hotter than my wife will result in the same unmentionable penalty
referred to in rule #4...TIMES TEN!
#2 - Violation of MY team rules will result in player fines that
go to pay my fines.
#1 - If you haven't figured this one out...DO NOT fuck with me!
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