10. The manager of your office pool tells you the Monday before the Final Four, "I might be able to pay out the winner today, because everyone's done."

9.  You let your girlfriend - who knows nothing about sports - make your picks because she has convinced you that she can predict the winner based on uniform style.

8.  You think RPI stands for “Ron Paul, Independent.”

7.  Your picks were based on your favorite mascots – Which is both sad and nerdy.

6.  Your final four picks were based on the teams with the most tattoos.

5.  You picked Memphis because John Calipari's hair is awesome.

4.  You continue to think the Ivy League will finally break through based on Princeton’s 1996 first round upset of the defending champion UCLA Bruins.

3.  You played “Pin the Tail” on the bracket.

2.  Your primary source of expert advice came from Kige Ramsey on You Tube.

1.  You copied President Obama’s bracket.