When Bad Beards Happen to Good Athletes
We kept the list fairly current. You can also find plenty of bad facial hair in sports in decades past.
Drew Gooden
It's Alive!
Scott Pollard
He's one big Shitz Tzu
Baron Davis
Ch...Ch...Ch...Chia
Rickey Williams
He's missing a brillo pad on
the left cheek
Boone Logan
Billy Mays' Boone Logan bobble
head Power Scrubber
Jeff Bagwell
Billy Gibbons wannabe
Mike Ribeiro
Carl Showalter on ice
Pau Gasol
Euro trash reborn
Jaromir Jagr
He just spit up a squirrel tail
Mike Commodore
Forget the cowbell, we need
more beard
Matt Light
Grizzly Adams (google it)
Kyle Orton
Dumb, drunk and badly bearded
Jake Plummer
Off season commune resident
Scott Spiezio
Glow little glow-worm, glow
and glimmer
Sidney Crosby
He swears he's past puberty
Kimbo Slice
(OK maybe not a good athlete, but
worth a look) He's growing a hair
body suit from the face down
Ben Roethlisberger
It matches his Super Bowl
parade hat
Johnny Damon
Cover photo from the
Dummies guide for Cavemen
Scott Niedermayer
Jerry Garcia's beard lives on
Kevin Youkillis
The Godzilla of goatees
Drew Gooden
It's Alive!
Scott Pollard
He's one big Shitz Tzu
Baron Davis
Ch...Ch...Ch...Chia
Rickey Williams
He's missing a brillo pad on
the left cheek
Boone Logan
Billy Mays' Boone Logan bobble
head Power Scrubber
Jeff Bagwell
Billy Gibbons wannabe
Mike Ribeiro
Carl Showalter on ice
Pau Gasol
Euro trash reborn
Jaromir Jagr
He just spit up a squirrel tail
Mike Commodore
Forget the cowbell, we need
more beard
Matt Light
Grizzly Adams (google it)
Kyle Orton
Dumb, drunk and badly bearded
Jake Plummer
Off season commune resident
Scott Spiezio
Glow little glow-worm, glow
and glimmer
Sidney Crosby
He swears he's past puberty
Kimbo Slice
(OK maybe not a good athlete, but
worth a look) He's growing a hair
body suit from the face down
Ben Roethlisberger
It matches his Super Bowl
parade hat
Johnny Damon
Cover photo from the
Dummies guide for Cavemen
Scott Niedermayer
Jerry Garcia's beard lives on
Kevin Youkillis
The Godzilla of goatees
Great job on the beards guys.
Bob
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It's not just Matt Light... but the Patriots' entire offensive line. For evidence see here:
http://wbztv.com/sports/patriots/New.England.Patriots.2.642470.html
http://wbztv.com/slideshows/New.England.Patriots.20.642728.html
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