File this one under: Pathetic, Idiotic, Side Show.

Former Cowboys great Michael Irvin, along with Spike TV and 3 Ball Productions, is producing a reality TV series involving the Cowboys.

The series, created by Irvin and his production company, Playmaker Productions, will involve 12 amateur football players (six receivers and six defensive backs) competing for an invitation to training camp with the Cowboys.

Irvin will be the host and he expects to have guest appearances from friends like Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith, Deion Sanders and Jerry Jones. Judges will include Jones and former players and coaches.

The series is set to premiere in the spring.

Come on now, Jerry. Is this the reality you want?  Don't you have enough going on with your team?

The Cowboys have already done Hard Knocks, they have the “Making of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders” reality special every year, and then there's all the stuff between T.O. and (insert name of player or coach of your choice here)...Aren’t they a reality show already?

Maybe T.O. will guest star as a receivers coach and teach them how to show up their teammates.

Or Pacman Jones can come in and teach proper strip club etiquette.


"Both Myself, T.O., and my friend Adam, who can't speak right now because 
he's under investigation again, are excited to come in here and, you know, 
show any of what we know and how to take what we got and take that to,
you know, where these guy may go on to from here, I mean, who knows." 

Here's an idea; Just bring in a bunch of strippers and let them compete to be Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders (they can give lap dances on the side line).



"Two Bits, Four Bits...Ah, like that's
like all I know right now...Wanna see
me dance?"

Hey, why not bring in Plaxico Burress and have him conduct a seminar on how to properly conceal an unlicensed firearm so you don't accidentally shoot yourself?


"I swear coach, I don't know how that gun got in my locker."

Says Irvin,"The show is going to be ground breaking in so many ways."


Ground breaking? Are you kidding me? Ground breaking? They'll
be lucky if anyone watches!"

Isn't this just a rip off of The Contender (lame), which is just a rip off of The Apprentice, which is a rip off of Survivor?

I used to think the Raiders were the biggest freak show in the NFL. After this announcement, I think I may have to change my mind.

Jerry Jones is quickly becoming the new Al Davis.